New Zune Misses Important Feature

The new Zune music player from Microsoft hosts a bunch of new features but misses out on one major feature that users will needing. While the new Zune will allow you to listen to FM radio and purchase songs you hear on the radio, one thing it won’t...
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ABC Promotes Agoraphobia

ABC is declaring the week of September 21 as “National Stay at Home Week,” aka “National Agoraphobia Week.” That’s right, in order to promote their fall line up, the ABC execs are encouraging viewers to help the planet and save gas by staying home all week…and maybe…while you’re...
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McCain: “Thank Heaven for 9/11”

Washington Post Barack Obama and John McCain will be making a joint appearance at Ground Zero on the 7th anniversary of 9/11. Ooooh….awkward. Both sides claim they will put aside their political differences in order to pay tribute to those who died and those who served on the...
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OOH…SARACUDA!

Um, excuse me…Sarah Palin, the band Heart from 1977 called and they want their song back. According to CNN a cease and desist notice has been delivered to the McCain-Palin campaign by the Sony execs over their use of the song “Barracuda.” So now the Republicans will be on...
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An Explanation From Alberto Gonzales

Hola. Okay look, I know a lot of you are wondering about what’s going on with these classified documents and my safe. The truth is, I couldn’t remember the combination to my safe so I couldn’t store the classified documents in there. But come on! That combination had...
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Forget GTD and Start GSD

There’s a popular term floating around the all of the internets known as GTD. This stands for Getting Things Done. We here at NoseSplash have our own buzz word for being productive. We call it GSD. That’s right, Getting SHIT Done. It’s a little more extreme than simply...
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“Suck my balls Christmas!” – Thanksgiving

It’s happening again. It’s November 5th. Not even a full week into November. Still three whole weeks before I get celebrated, and they’re already putting Christmas decorations up in the malls. WTF malls!? Did I miss something? Is it December already? Did we already have our Thanksgiving feast?...
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Cock the Vote!

It’s election day. MTV is going to Rock the vote. Comedy Central is going to Mock the vote. Here at nosesplash.com we are going to cock the vote. That’s right. We are going to cock it. And we think you should too. COCK THE VOTE!
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